Trust me, i'm an engineer !

Trust me, not putin. Fuck war.

I despise everyone who is organizing or celebrating the Invasion on Ukraine.
You are ether a war criminal, or you have been listening to to many lies.

To my Russian viewers : this is reality, not what you see on Russian TV

  / president_zelenskyys_heartbreaking_defiant...  

Слава Україні!
Героям слава!


Trust me, i'm an engineer !
There are many parodys to this song now, this is a nice one in TF2 style !
   • Trust me, i'm an TF2 engineer! [SFM]  
come and visit my book of faces !
  / vilkaz.zebigwan  
or birdy site
https://twitter.com/#!/Vilkaz

you can download like a pirat,
just google "youtube to mp3" :)

TEXT :

i'm igor pachmelnik zakuskov
and i'm an engineer !
just let me take my breakfast first,
cornflakes, vodka and beer !

and then i'll show you all of mine
constructions ewerywhere
i can explain the world for you,
all that i need is chair


i built many buildings,
well some of them have failed
i had to leave my country,
so through the sea i sailed !

Refrain

Trust me, i'm an engineer !
i think we'll put this thing right here
trust me, i'm an engineer
what the fuck did just happened here ?
trust me, i'm anengineer !
with epic skill and epic gear !
trust me, i'm an engineer !
oh shit, i think i'm outta here !


i built alot of bridges,
some of them even dance
my buildings are very secure !
Intruders have no chance !

you want to drive a broken car
i can help you in this !
no wheel, no tire ! no problem !
those parts i never miss !

my good diploma give me jobs
although i didn't study,
i simply got this from a friend,
as a Birthday gift, from buddy !

since then i travel everywhere,
and sometimes build a Road (
you say it's bad ? but i'm a pro !
i piss in expert mode !



interrupt : (Kalinka style)

i am, an engineeer an i having good time now,
physical calculate ? what does it mean i don't know

you know, learning by doing ? well, i do and you learn
let me make my work here first, and then there is your turn

i feel really well, i get paid more then you
cuz i am an engineer, and who are you ? repair creeeeeeeew !


i drive my tractor like a boss
see what jump i just did ? !
you say this is impossible ?
just like i give a shit !

my bicycle is wearing shoes
showel bazooka is in use
oven in my car melting ore
i have an airbag in tractor !

i once tried to catch the sun
and dirty brick to wash
now i say : my work here is done
was hard day, oh my gosh...




Outtro with


Trust me, i'm an engineer !
i think we'll put this thing right here
trust me, i'm an engineer
what the fuck did just happened here ?
trust me, i'm anengineer !
with epic skill and epic gear !
trust me, i'm an engineer !
oh shit, i think i'm outta here !