Every DCD2 Album Ever (ALBUM REVIEW)

A handy little stock review to sum up any DCD2 album to come out now or in the future. This applies to all of them.

FOR PRE-ESTABLISHED ACTS:
On their latest record since their new resurgence in popularity, this band/artist goes for a much poppier sound, and succeeds about as often as they fail.

FOR NEW SOLO ACTS:
On their latest album/EP, this "alt"-pop singer-songwriter shows that while they're serviceable as guests on other DCD2 artists' hooks, they don't quite have the personality to stand out on their own.

Top 5 tracks:
Genius genre fusion that's never expanded on
Song so over-the-top it becomes a guilty pleasure
Song with actual emotion in it beyond macho bravado
Song about comparing a relationship to a drug
Shallow but catchy-as-hell lead single

Skippables:
Song so immature it makes the frontman look worse as a person
Radio Disney fodder
Lesbian gimmick masking as a progressive message

Score: 6.5/10. It's ALWAYS 6.5/10.

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