TODAY ON NEWSDADDYYY!!
*TRUMP’S WILD WEEK (TARIFFS, PUTIN, DC CRACKDOWN, WEED RECLASSIFY?)*
Rapid-fire rundown: global *tariffs kick in**, Trump says he’ll **meet Putin in Alaska* to talk a Ukraine deal, floats a plan to *“beautify” DC* by moving the homeless out of the capital and deploying the *National Guard**, hints at **reclassifying cannabis* (Schedule I → III), moves presidential *portraits* out of public view, and invokes *Section 740* to **federalize DC’s police**. Busy is an understatement—would you back these moves or nah?
*THE MAN WHO “CAN’T DIE” (6 FUNERALS… 6 WAKE-UPS)*
Tanzanian man *Ismail Azizi* has reportedly been declared dead *six* times—and keeps waking up, including at the *morgue* and even mid-**funeral**. Snake bite, crashes, malaria… and a community convinced he’s supernatural. Final boss energy.
*THE NEW AMERICAN DREAM: INSTANT HOMES*
Gen Z and millennials are so done with the *housing crisis* that they’re eyeing *prefab “instant homes”**—yes, the kind sold on **Amazon* and *Walmart**. We break down why **tiny homes**, **off-grid cabins**, and **modular pods* are exploding (prices, supply squeeze, remote work vibes), and whether that’s depressing… or refreshingly practical.
*$10M LAWSUIT: “PEANUT THE SQUIRREL”*
After New York officers *seized and decapitated* a beloved pet squirrel to test for rabies (later **negative**), the owners are suing for **$10 million**. Justice for Peanut or overreach?
*JOURNALISTS KILLED IN GAZA / GLOBAL BACKLASH*
Five *Al Jazeera* journalists (including *Anas al-Sharif**) killed in an Israeli strike; Israel calls al-Sharif a Hamas operator—critics say the evidence isn’t there. This lands as Israel signals plans to **occupy Gaza City**, triggering **UN action* and international pushback (UK, Australia, China, Denmark, **Germany halting arms sales**). Stakes: high.
00:00 - Introducing
00:49 - TRUMP-DATES
05:56 - THE MAN WHO CANT SEEM TO DIE?
09:07 - THE AMERICAN DREAM GONE WRONG, KIND OF.
11:55 - ....FOR PEANUT.
14:48 - ISRAEL CALLED OUT
16:34 - INDIA VS DOGS
*INDIA TO ROUND UP DELHI’S STRAY DOGS*
India’s Supreme Court orders the capital to *remove strays**—with talk of **200 shelters* in **8 weeks**. Animal groups warn mass roundups can go very wrong. Humane fix or disaster waiting?
*LEGENDARY SAVE: MAN VS BEAR (FOR HIS DOG)*
A viral throwback, because it still bangs: a guy *body-checks a bear* out of his doorway to save his tiny dog. A few punctures, pup’s fine, internet crowns a hero.
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