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Being born a hoatzin baby is like respawning in a prehistoric fever dream with zero upgrades. Your first flex? Climbing trees using claws on your wings because evolution decided you should cosplay as a baby dinosaur.

You smell like a swampy compost pile thanks to your adult diet of fermenting leaves, and everyone calls you the "stinkbird" before you even hit puberty. Other birds soar through the skies with grace while you're busy falling out of nests and flapping like a confused pterodactyl who forgot how to bird.

Basically, nature rolled the dice and said, “Let’s make this one weird just for fun.”

Why It Sucks to Be Born as a Hoatzin Baby