American Cockneys - Haggis, Neeps, And Tatties [AI song]

Your favourite AI Country band are back with their geographically accurate (according to them) song about Scotland

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LYRICS
Well, I packed my bags and headed north
To the land of kilts and whisky's worth
Where the mountains rise and the rivers too
See you Jimmy and the nicky nacky noo

I met a wee lassie with eyes so green
Stole my Tennants, she was so mean
She took my hand and led me astray
Noshed my gobbler, in the glens all day

Haggis, neeps, and tatties, oh my!
A taste of chilly Jocko land, beneath the sky
With bagpipes wailing and Buckfast free
Deep fried Mars bars they call to me

We danced the reel, we sang the songs
Of heroes brave their shlongs were long
We raised a glass to the bonnie land
With ginger hair and sporran in hand

Haggis, neeps, and tatties, oh my!
A taste of chilly Jocko land, beneath the sky
With bagpipes wailing and Buckfast free
Deep fried Mars bars they call to me

From the Highlands high to the lowlands green
Midges everywhere, a sight unseen
Old firm punch ups, friend or foe
Tunnocks tea cakes, Sullom Voe

Haggis, neeps, and tatties, oh my!
A taste of chilly Jocko land, beneath the sky
With bagpipes wailing and Buckfast free
Deep-fried Mars bars they call to me

Oh aye the noo
See you Jimmy
lets get heart disease
Cowdenbeath 1, Albion Rovers 1
East Fife 4, Forfar 5
The match between Queen of the South and Montrose has been postponed
Archie McPherson play me out