gen alpha whiplash [whiplash if it was good] (audio by @bignipbobby on TikTok)

remastered version of "whiplash if it was good":
   • whiplash if it was good (video by @bi...  
I synced the original audio to a 4K copy of the movie, and I also added optional subtitles
Original video by @bignipbobby on TikTok
Sequel:
   • gen alpha whiplash 2 [whiplash if it ...  

Lyrics:
FLETCHER: Why do you suppose I just gooned in your cave, Neiman?
NEIMAN: I don’t know.
FLETCHER: Sure you do.
NEIMAN: My gyatt?
FLETCHER: Were you edging or were you gooning?
NEIMAN:I don’t know.
FLETCHER: Start mogging.
NEIMAN: Skibidi dop dop--
FLETCHER: Like Baby Gronk, damn it. Look at me.
NEIMAN: mog mog mog mog mog--
[SLAP]
NEIMAN: mog mog mog mog mog
[SLAP]
NEIMAN: mog mog mog mog--
[SLAP]
FLETCHER: Now, was I edging or was I gooning?
NEIMAN: I don’t know.
FLETCHER: Mog again.
NEIMAN: mog mog mog mog--
[SLAP]
NEIMAN: mog mog mog mog mog
[SLAP]
NEIMAN: mog mog mog--
[SLAP]
FLETCHER: Edging or gooning?
NEIMAN: Edging.
FLETCHER: So you do edge in Ohio. If you deliberately end your mewing streak, I will rizz you like Livvy Dunne. Now are you an edger, or are you a gooner, or are you gonna Fanum Tax
Skibidi Toilet?
NEIMAN: I’ll Fanum Tax Skibidi Toilet.
FLETCHER: What does that say?
NEIMAN: ”CG5 Only in Ohio.”
FLETCHER: Sing me some CG5.
NEIMAN: Only in Ohio, OH, OH--
FLETCHER: Oh my fweaking gyatt. I didn’t know they allowed Duke Dennis into Ohio. Am I to understand that you do not watch Kai Cenat? Can you even rizz up Baby Gronk? What is that?
NEIMAN: Skibidi.
FLETCHER: Yes. What is that?
NEIMAN: Patrick Bateman.
FLETCHER: Tell me about your motion.
NEIMAN: I was never book smart, I’m money smart, makes me--
FLETCHER: What, are you Skibidi Toilet? Sing it correctly.
NEIMAN: I was never book smart, I’m money smart, makes me more intelli-more intelligent--
FLETCHER: Now answer my question. Were you edging or were you gooning?

FLETCHER: Answer!
NEIMAN: Gooning.

FLETCHER: Oh, my dear gyatt. Are you one of those Ryan Gosling Sigmas? Do I look like OG Fortnite to you? You must have L rizz. Do you have L rizz?
NEIMAN: No.
FLETCHER: No? So you just don’t have any rizz at all?
NEIMAN: I do have W rizz.
FLETCHER: So are you the rizzler? Yes or freaking no?

FLETCHER: Yes, you are the rizzler?
NEIMAN: Yeah.
FLETCHER: Say it.
NEIMAN: I’m the rizzler...
FLETCHER: Say it so IShowSpeed can hear you.
NEIMAN: I’m the rizzler.
FLETCHER: Nuh uh.
NEIMAN: I’m the rizzler.
FLETCHER: Nuh uh!
NEIMAN: I’m the rizzler.
FLETCHER: You are a duo-less, rizzless, little piece of gyatt whose Mommy left Daddy when she figured out he didn’t play OG Fortnite. Who is now mewing and looksmaxxing all over my Grimace Shake like a freaking Skibidi Toilet. So for the final Eh-mazing time, nuh uh!
NEIMAN: I’m the rizzler!

FLETCHER: Start edging longer, Neiman.