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Nostalgic Tour of Iliada Beach Hotel, Protaras Full Video Walkthrough Honest Review Thinking of staying at Iliada Beach Hotel, Protaras Wondering if this beachfront hotel in Cyprus is worth it In this full video tour, we explore every corner of Iliada Beach Hotel, from the rooms and pool to nearby businesses, so you can see exactly what to expect Is Iliada Beach Hotel clean Are the staff friendly Does it live up to its four-star rating We cover the positive and negative reviews, so you get the full picture Prime Location: Directly on one of Cypruss best sandy beaches near Fig Tree Bay, with easy access to Protaras restaurants, bars, and shops Hotel Features: Spacious, clean rooms with daily housekeeping Outdoor pool with sea views sun loungers Family-friendly with a childrens pool activities Tennis courts, billiards, and evening entertainment Breakfast dining options reviewed Nearby Businesses Safety: We also show the surrounding area, including Protaras Plaza Mall, Capo Bay Spa, The Coffee Club Protaras, and Nava Seaside, so you know whats nearby Negatives Mentioned in Reviews: Some guests note the hotel could use renovations, and food quality may not always meet four-star expectations Is Iliada Beach Hotel the right choice for your Cyprus holiday Watch this full video tour to decide for yourself IliadaBeachHotel Protaras CyprusHotels BeachfrontHotel HotelTour TravelCyprus FamilyFriendlyHotels

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Businesses near Iliada Beach Hotel, Protaras:
Iliada Beach Hotel, Protaras: TsokkosHotels
Protaras Plaza Mall Protaras: regrub.cy
Capo Bay Spa Protaras: capobay
Ayia Napa Fisherman's Village: seazethedaycyprus
The Coffee Club Protaras: @thecoffeeclubcyprus
Nava Seaside Protaras: @navaseaside
The Mood Project Protaras: @themoodproject
The Blue Bar Protaras: theblue_bar

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Right, so. Honestly? People just... don't understand quality anymore. It’s truly disheartening. Like, I remember back in, oh, must have been ‘98, my babushka—God rest her soul—she used to say, “Darling, a chipped teacup is a betrayal of hospitality.” A betrayal*. And that’s exactly how this entire experience felt. A series of escalating betrayals. It’s all about standards, you see. Standards. And the Iliada Beach Hotel, Protaras? They haven’t even *glanced in the direction of a standard since, well, probably the Byzantine Empire.

It began, naturally, with the promise. A shimmering brochure, all turquoise waters and impossibly perfect sunsets. Honestly, it looked like a postcard from a dream. A delusion. And knowing what I know now… a deliberate deception. My family, bless their hearts, insisted on this… “getaway.” Apparently, I needed “sunshine and relaxation.” As if sunshine can erase the existential dread of knowing algorithms curate your entire existence. Anyway. I agreed, with a quiet, resigned sigh. One can only attend so many gallery openings and charity balls before succumbing to a faint… ennui.

We arrived, and the first thing that struck me – and I mean struck me, like a rogue wave of disappointment – was the sheer… age of the place. Not a charming, "historic" age. A weary, dilapidated age. It smelled faintly of damp and… regret. The kind of regret that clings to threadbare carpets and chipped Formica. The lobby resembled a waiting room at a particularly underfunded clinic. The check-in process itself was agonizing. The receptionist, a woman whose expression suggested she hadn't experienced joy since the fall of the Soviet Union, barely acknowledged my existence. No "welcome," no "are you enjoying your journey?" Just a grunt and a shove of a key card across the counter. Honestly, the audacity. It's a basic courtesy, a fundamental acknowledgement of my personhood as a paying customer! It’s like… refusing to acknowledge a priceless painting in a ga