The No No Square Song

Feel free to share this public service announcement with anyone whose no no square might be in jeopardy...

Lyrics:

stop don't touch me there
this is my no no square

your sexual advances are not appealin
in fact i'm startin to get the uh-oh feelin
and my momma said my special parts are just for me
so why in the world are you tryin to creep?

to try and touch my square takes a lot of nerve
who do you think you are, you freaky-deaky perv
there's a dude with some candy in a shady ole van
i think he wants to mess with my purity plan

my square's not a circle or period or dot
it's just my one little very own spot
so take your grubby little dirty little hands off me
why won't you respect my privacy
i just wanna be left all alone
so step off me and go back home
i'll tell ya again if you're not aware
that this is my own no no square