Ever had a day so bad it turned into a funny country song? 🤠 Well, this is it! Get ready for "Boot Scootin’ Poop," the most hilarious honky-tonk country comedy song you’ll hear all year. This ain’t your typical love story – it’s a tale of brand-new cowboy boots, a fateful misstep, and the kind of public embarrassment that deserves its own soundtrack.
This viral comedy song captures the true essence of a cowboy’s worst nightmare: stepping in a fresh “cow-pie” right in the middle of the county fair. With its catchy honky-tonk bluegrass rhythm and a story that’s both tragic and hilarious, "Boot Scootin’ Poop" is the perfect anthem for anyone who’s ever had a really, really bad day. From the squish of the boot to the shame of the smell, this funny music video will have you laughing till you cry.
Join us for a musical journey that’s part country music, part comedy sketch, and all parts hilarious. If you’re a fan of parody songs, country humor, or just enjoy a good laugh, this is the song for you. We’re talking about a cowboy’s pride, a pair of gator leather boots, and a battle against a formidable, stinky foe. Will our hero ever recover? Will his boots ever be the same? You’ll have to listen to find out!
This funny country song is perfect for sharing with friends, adding to your party playlist, or just enjoying on a day when you need a good laugh. It’s a reminder that no matter how bad your day is, at least you’re not the star of "Boot Scootin’ Poop."
So, what are you waiting for? Hit that play button, and get ready to two-step your way through this hilarious tale of cowboy woe. And if you’ve ever had a similar experience, we want to hear about it! Drop a comment below and share your own “boot scootin’ poop” story. We’ll be reading and laughing along with you!
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Lyrics:
🎶 Verse 1:
I bought new boots from Tex’s store,
Gator leather, size ten or more.
Walked like a king through the county fair,
Till I stepped in doom — a steaming scare.
My heel went squish, my pride went flat,
Crowd laughed louder than a rodeo spat.
Now my boots ain’t brown — they’re “cow-pie gold”,
And my swagger’s gone, just like I was told.
🎶 Chorus:
Boot scootin’ poop, that’s my new groove,
Dancin’ in dung, I got nothin’ to prove.
Slide to the left, wipe to the right,
Prayin’ my boots don’t stain tonight.
Toilet paper dreams, cowboy regret,
Steppin’ in shame I’ll never forget.
If karma’s real, it hit me hard…
In a pasture next to grandma’s yard.
🪕 Verse 2:
I tried cologne, I tried Febreze,
I scrubbed my boots down on my knees.
The smell won’t go, it haunts my soul,
Even horses laughed, and that’s real cold.
Now I’m banned from the square dance floor,
Boots outside, can’t come in no more.
Next time I’ll watch where I go trottin’...
‘Cause cowboy boots weren’t made for ploppin’.
🎶 Final Chorus:
Boot scootin’ poop, I paid the price,
For two-steppin’ through that brown surprise.
So if you’re struttin’ in your fancy gear,
Look down, cowboy… or live in fear.
🧻 Outro:
(Spoken – over banjo fadeout)
"And that’s the story of the bravest boots in Texas…
They marched through battle… and lost to a turd.
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