'Resting with Prussia' - Counting Sheep Volume 2

Like if you fell asleep ~

Translated:
Track 7 - "A Good Night's Sleep with Prussia"
Prussia: Just how awesome, oh awesome, I am? I am as awesome as awesome me can be!
opens door
Prussia: Yo, excuse me! Oh, you must be the poor soul who said you couldn't sleep! You certainly are a smart cookie to ask me
to count sheep to you! After all, I am the best sheep counter in the world! Kesesesese~! Now your ears shall listen to counting
as cool as a baby chick! You're definitely going to fall into that category! The category of sleeping after I count 10, no wait,
five sheep! Well, just leave everything to me! I plan to follow through with what I just said! I'll make sure you fall asleep,
no matter what it takes! Now then, are you ready to sleep?
not yet pause
Prussia: Oh, not yet? I see. That's fine. Mosey on into bed, now!
into bed pause
Prussia: Hey now, cover up with your blanket properly!
It's okay pause
Prussia: It's not okay! What are you gonna do if you caught a cold? Listen up! If you give a cold an inch, it'll take a mile!
When you don't get enough sleep, your body's, uh, your body's, uh, what was it, uh, your body's thingamabob gets weak and
it'll be easier to catch a cold! We can't have your body temparature going down too! In Japan, they say that, uhh, uhh, In Japan,
the cold is the source of the whatchamacallit... Oh yeah, now I remember! The cold is the source of all diseases... or something like that.
I got that one from my little brother some time ago. Well, I am just trying to remember this second-hand, but you should listen
to this advice! All right?
puts blanket on entire body pause
Prussia: Good, you're as snug as a bug! I'm counting now!
Surprisingly calm count. Counts until 2:58. Counts 10 sheep.
Prussia: How was that? Perfect, wasn't it? Oh, I understand just how you feel! You're trying your hardest to stay awake just to
hear my awesome counting! You've certainly done an excellent job to not sleep at 5 sheep! However, you should stop doing that for today
and get some sleep! I'm going to count again! All right, I'm putting you to sleep this time!
Counts until 4:30. Counts 20 sheep.
Prussia: All right, mission complete. Now then, I shall make an awesomely quiet ex-
Wait, how can you still be awake even after hearing my perfect counting?
can't sleep pause
Prussia: You can't sleep? Did you take too much naps or something? No? Then what is it?
Overwork pause
Prussia: I see. I guess you can be so tired that you end up wide awake. sighs Everyone never seems to listen
when someone says not to overwork. You should take things in moderation too. I will make you fall asleep! Come on,
close those eyes. I'm going on.
Counts until 6:38. Counts 30 sheep.
Prussia: Still not feeling tired, huh? sighs Hurry up and fall asleep. Sleep fast, wake fast, and eat a big, hearty breakfast in the morning!
That's standard, you know! Oh hey, do you know about maple syrup? It's a miracle syrup that will guarantee happiness and
blessings when you eat it! I received some of Canada's maple syrup and it is freakin' awesome! If you pour some on a
stack of pancakes, it's like pure heavenly happiness on a breakfast plate! Seriously, this is something I give
my full, awesome approval. I've happily obliged myself to keep spreading the word of maple syrup! You need to hurry and fall
asleep so you can eat a big, tasty breakfast! Okay?
all right pause
Prussia: Good! All right, I'll give it one more count!
Counts until 10:12. Counts 50 sheep.
Prussia: Speaking of breakfast, the pancakes that I put the maple syrup on were made by my little brother. The pancakes he
make are awes-
rolls in bed
Prussia: Oh. Already in Dreamland. I wonder if the breakfast talk actually worked. Man, talk about simple. Still, no one could
stay awake after hearing my awesome sheep counting! Now then, I guess I'll hit the road...
pause
Prussia: Heh... Sleep tight. Gute Nacht.

And for all the not-german-understanding-people:
Gute Nacht -- Good night. ;D