First contact with the Xenthara should have been humanity's end. Their natural toxins killed twelve colonists within hours of the welcome feast. The Xenthara delegation celebrated their easy victory and reported back that humans were weak, easy prey.
Nobody expected humans to come back wearing hazmat suits, taking samples, and running toxicology tests. Nobody predicted they'd spend six months building immunity by injecting themselves with diluted Xenthara venom and documenting the entire process in peer-reviewed journals.
"The Poison Garden" opened to record crowds. Every table required a signed waiver. Customers called it "extreme dining." The more dangerous the preparation, the higher the price tag—raw Xenthara sashimi cost more than a small starship. When the Xenthara sent assassins armed with concentrated toxins, the head chef tasted their poison, critiqued it ("needs more citrus"), and hired them as sous chefs.
The full-scale invasion was met with food trucks, mobile kitchens, and pop-up restaurants trailing the fleet. The galaxy learned a simple truth: humans don't fear poison—they pair it with wine.
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