FFXIV OST - Athena, The Tireless One (Lyrics)

if you can comment with every single reference you'll get a cookie again
yes, these are the actual lyrics. sorry thirsty for wool fans

CREDIT TO (in no particular order):
foone's death generator
objection.lol
p5generator
barrarchiverio.7m.pl/p/error/
the dozen or so tutorials that I had to use to figure out how to mod certain games
whoever uploaded the official lyrics online
Square Enix (I guess)
me, for somehow not getting distracted and abandoning this project idea
my siblings and friends for being great actors
and Soken

bonus fun fact: there are exactly two games in this video (except the B&W Hic Svnt Leones reprise) that I have never played before. can you guess which ones?
also have fun spotting all the tiny little easter eggs that I put way too much effort into