Henrik Widegren ft Johanna Körner Berglund - A Statistically Significant Love Song

Henrik Widegren ft Johanna Körner Berglund - A Statistically Significant Love Song

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Music, lyrics: Henrik Widegren
Vocals: Johanna Körner Berglund, Henrik Widegren
Drums, sound engineer, production: Markus Nilsson
Bass, electric guitar, production: Tobias Ekqvist
Acoustic guitar: Gabriel Hermansson
String arrangement: Lukas Elgmo
Strings: Filip Runesson
Recorded and produced in Sunnanå Studio, Sweden
Mastring: Stockholm Mastring

Photography: Dennis Trulsson
Director: Anders Johansson, Sunnanå Production


Lyrics:
He
Today. I found my love today
Everybody says they knew long ago
But I am not that way
I demand evidence before I say I know
Finally it came to me: My theory’s confirmed
In all my experiments I have seen a trend
The null hypothesis is not at all sustained
It’s very likely
That you are more than a friend

I love you more than the median
I am certain cause the p-value is 0.01
Our love is blessed by a t-test
I can prove to you
I love you

She
Yes, I have evidence that you have got a crush
The autonomic nervous system doesn’t lie
Your dermal capillaries dilate and you start to blush
And our pupil size correlation is extremely high
He
Your curves don’t have a normal distribution
And your eyes are in the top ten percentile rank
She
Come with me and you will see my logical conclusion
A love that is statistically significant

Both
You love me more than my control group
Cause you see when we meet your heart goes boop, boop, boop
And your pulse rate accelerates when we’re on a date
You must agree: You love me

He
I look into your eyes and think of decimals of pi
She
And playing with your open spreadsheets makes me high
He
And now my hard y-axis grows and reaches up to ten
She
And touches my x-axis until we come to origin

Both
I love you and we have the evidence
Other people’s love can be a coincidence
They want flowers but we want
Hard statistical power
It’s the best breakthrough
I love you
And no one can doubt it
We can shout loud that we’re in love and proud
We have proofs in stacks
And no alternative facts
I can prove to you
That I love you

That I love you…