If Discount Stores went on a Cooking Show

Honestly, the fact that Dollar General even showed up is impressive.

Sketch Cobbler is our new sketch show where we cobble together a sketch in one week using "ingredients" suggested by you during our Sketch Cobbler livestream. The ingredients we drew for this sketch are:
Subject: Discount Stores
Line of Dialogue: "There wasn't even a drizzle outside. Just some sheet lightning."
Character Name: Old Man Blair
Object: Sewing Kit
Genre: Food Show

Miss the live broadcast where we took your suggestions? Watch it here! https://youtube.com/live/Wgyg1Ki5UUo?...

Chapters:
00:00 - Sketch Cobbler Intro
00:28 - Sketch Begins
00:42 - Big Lots
02:05 - Dollar General
03:24 - Aldi
04:34 - End Card