ghoul in the loo

[Intro]
(PICK IT UP!)
Under the moonlight, something ain't right,
Shadows creeping in the dead of night.
Graves should be quiet, no one around,
But there's a mystery in this burial ground. (YEAH!)

[Verse 1]
They say the wind blows, whispers through the trees,
But the scent in the air, it’s not the autumn breeze.
In Dearborn town, where the tombstones lay,
A phantom with a purpose comes to play.

[Chorus]
Who’s the ghost with the ghastly streak?
(WHAT’S THAT STINK?)
Dropping trouble with every sneak,
(OH NO!)
It’s not a ghoul, but a culprit who,
(WHO COULD IT BE?)
Turns the graveyard into their loo.

[Verse 2]
Police on the case, but they’ve got no lead,
Just a trail of clues from a twisted deed.
Hoodie up, face in the dark,
Leaving more than flowers in this park. (PICK IT UP!)

[Bridge]
Oh, the mourners weep, but who can tell?
This ain't no story from the depths of hell.
It’s a human prank, a foul offense,
A haunting that don’t make no sense.

[Chorus]
Who’s the ghost with the ghastly streak?
(WHAT’S THAT STINK?)
Dropping trouble with every sneak,
(OH NO!)
It’s not a ghoul, but a culprit who,
(WHO COULD IT BE?)
Turns the graveyard into their loo.

[Outro]
So lock your doors, but what's the use?
When a serial pooper's on the loose.
Till they’re caught, the night’s not clear,
Watch your step, the ghost is near...
(WHAT’S THAT STINK?)

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