Скачать или смотреть THE HULK HOGAN ATTACK-DICK TRIAL (comedy satire documentary)

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So here we are… The trial of Jimmy Duyon began today. This is the MAGA meathead at the Hulk Hogan rally in Danvers last September who thought it was perfectly fine to attack me with a giant penis-shaped sign that said “Trump” on one side and “HULK HOGAN” on the other… And then he went and bragged about it online…

Let’s not forget that he pushed me into traffic as he was smashing the big dick over my head like some Hulk Hogan roid-fantasy mid-life crisis… 

Of course– the police didn’t arrest him. They arrested me… They looked at the guy who got shoved into a moving car and said, “Yup, he must be the problem.” Why? Because the attacker was a Trump guy. Because Duyon wraps himself in the same cheap, synthetic flag that covers up every crime in MAGA-land. And cops who should know better play along, turning political violence into a protected sport.

This trial isn’t just about Duyon. These MAGA 2.0 cases are about whether the system is going to keep doing cartwheels to protect these goons while criminalizing dissent. If the court has even a shred of integrity, it should water-board this asshole with a couple gallons of Hulk Hoagan’s Real American Beer. But if we’ve learned anything in the Trump era, it’s that the scales of justice tend to tilt toward the bullies and the liars.

So yeah, James Duyon finally faces trial. But don’t mistake this for accountability. Until the enablers, the cops who covered it up, and the corrupt pedohpile MAGA machine that encourages thugs like him to play soldier are also put under the microscope, this is just one step in a marathon of bootlicking.