Three Pints Gone are joined by the cast of the 2010 Camelot Days Medieval Festival for a rendetion of the ever popular bawdy comedy tune "The Moose Song", complete with spitting nun and everybody making the International Sign of the Moose. This was filmed during the last pub sing of the 2010 Camelot Days Medieval Festival held at Topeekeegee Yugnee Park (TY Park) in Hollywood, Florida. As you can see, everybody really got into this.
Featuring Three Pints Gone with Bill Masino doing lead vocals, Kathleen Masino with supporting vocals, and Jesse Linder on guitar with supporting vocals.
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Lyrics:
Lyrics:
When I was a young man I used to like girls,
I play with their bodies and fondle their curls,
'Til my girlfriend ran off with a salesman named Bruce, You'll never be treated that way by a moose.
Chorus: So it's Moose, Moose, I like a Moose,
I've never had anything quite like a Moose,
I've had many lovers, my morals are loose,
But I've never had anything quite like a Moose!
Now when I'm in mood of a really good lay,
I go to my closet and get me some hay,
I go to my window and spread it around,
'Cause Moose always comes when there's hay on the ground!
Chorus: So it's Moose, Moose, I like a Moose,
I've never had anything quite like a Moose,
I've had many lovers, my morals are loose,
But I've never had anything quite like a Moose!
Now gorillas are all right for Saturday night,
Lions and tigers, they puts up a fight,
But it's just not the same when you slams their caboose,
As the feeling you get when you're humping a Moose!
Chorus: So it's Moose, Moose, I like a Moose,
I've never had anything quite like a Moose,
I've had many lovers, my morals are loose,
But I've never had anything quite like a Moose!
I went to the desert a Moose for to find,
I only found camels, I near lost my mind,
For camel reminds me of Moose just a bit,
But Moose always swallow and camels just spit!
When I was a young man I read dirty books,
I'd fondle myself till the reading lamp shook,
But there's nothing in this life that would make my eyes twinkle
As that feeling you get whacking off to Bullwinkle!
Chorus: So it's Moose, Moose, I like a Moose,
I've never had anything quite like a Moose,
I've had many lovers, my morals are loose,
But I've never had anything quite like a Moose!
Now that I'm older, and advanced in my years,
I'll look back on my life, and shed me no tears,
As I sit in my chair with my glass of Matuse,
playing hide the salami with my friend the Moose!
Chorus: So it's Moose, Moose, I like a Moose,
I've never had anything quite like a Moose,
I've had many lovers, my morals are loose,
But I've never had anything quite like a Moose!
So, went off to heaven, my soul soared away.
I'll show up at those gates, with my bail of fresh hay,
and they're bound to inquire, as to my grin,
so I'll wined up in hell humping Moose's again!
Chorus: So it's Moose, Moose, I like a Moose,
I've never had anything quite like a Moose,
I've had many lovers, my morals are loose,
But I've never had anything quite like a Moose!
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