Man T**ty Blues - Terry I. Troubadour (Obscure 90s Blues Single)

The last recording of Blues legend Terry I. Troubadour before he fell asleep on his back and regrettably suffocated, discovered in 1993. Plagued with a heavyset frame his entire life, Terry channeled the pain of being overweight into his music, reaching star acclaim throughout the 40s and 50s throughout the international Blues scene. Though his star diminished in his later years his music never lost its soul. Never lost his man tits either.

[Lyrics]
My life has been a heavy bitch feeling oh so low
The weight of all my blessed years got nowhere to go
Man tits saggin' to my balls with a heart so blue
It's a burden, burden's mine, this I always knew

Mirror bearin' all my sins and showin' the tale of time
Big ol' body, flabby arms, a gut that's full of grime
But these fingers pluck away to showcase all my pain
Each note shaking my fat tits, sweat dripping like summer rain

Oh lord why's this weight on me
Man tits saggin' to the sea
Tears fall like a mournful song
Blues in my heart all night long

Can't stop stuffing my fat face, the weight just keeps coming back
A big ol' ass, acid reflux for days, is it gas or a heart attack?
Haven't seen my dick in years cause the pooch and gut droop so low
But none of it compares to my breasts, I can tickle them with my toes

Clothes don't fit me like they used to, the bed and floor creak like the devil's laughter in my ears
So I play this guitar to air my woes
Whoa whoa whoooooa whoa
Man titty bluuuuuues! I got me some man titties, big old hanging tits, man titty blues!

Oh lord why's this weight on me
Man tits saggin' to the sea
Tears fall like a mournful song
Blues in my heart all night long

Whooooooooa whoa picking the strings and lamenting my titties, so tired of these man titty bluuuuuues!

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