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While this is not a crime, its a very funny story.

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I think this was my first or second year of practice and um I was assigned a case just to write an opinion or a memo on the law because this guy wanted to figure out if what he was doing was you know legal or if it violated um a penal code section which pun totally intended thank you and um and so essentially he comes in we're talking and and he's like yeah so this is what happened I was walking just in a neighborhood my daily walk trying to stay healthy trying to stay fit all of a sudden I see a police vehicle that pulls over and the officer comes out and comes and talks to me and says hey look I don't think what you're wearing is appropriate you should really be you know not walking around this way and he goes so jump in the car where are you parked he goes oh I'm parked in you know over here goes okay I'll drive you over there so he does he gets him in the car drives him over there and so you know obviously I'm interested I'm say well did he give you a citation or cuz I'm we're Criminal we worried about you know tickets and court dates and law enforcement investigations and so I'm like did you get a court date did you get a ticket he goes no he didn't give me anything he took my ID he took down my info but he didn't give me a ticket and I said okay did he say that you were under arrest or anything he goes no not at all I'm like okay that's weird he goes but you know I want to continue to be able to walk this way and get my exercise without being harassed by police and I said okay well like you got to give me a little bit more about what you were wearing and and why they were so concerned so he goes yeah I was wearing thin tight bicycle shorts and I said okay well there's nothing wrong with that there's people who walk around that way they're cyclists I mean there's nothing wrong with that not legally not right right and so of course because unfortunately I have to do my due diligence in my research I said well you got to send me a picture of what it is that you typically wear that's raising these flags and these concerns so committed to his job to your email or to your cell phone not to my cell phone unfortunately um all official channels um my my email so I get this picture and immediately I became aware of what some people might be concerned about and what I later Learned was that there is apparently and I don't know if you want to call it a kink or a something I want to call it a kink a kink where men who uh would like to show the outline of their member through the thin cycling shorts they like to walk around and so um when he sent me that picture it was very apparent what he was trying to do which was um let's say advertise what his mama gave him so we don't hold on don't like peacocks do that or something like strting is that like the whole it's it's yes it would be I think equivalent to the PE [ __ ] um good one um this is a weird way to explain why you're on a nfly

list so I said okay I'm like look man let me let me do a little bit of research it was very apparent I'm like okay is this like it's not it's not in decent exposure is is it lwd conduct and so I'm I'm reading I'm reading the code sections I'm I'm doing some case law research I'm putting together a memo then the next day he calls me he's like hey I got a I got a call from that cop and I said okay I'm like well don't you know did he leave you a voicemail he goes yeah he left me a voicemail he just said hey this is officer and so and so can you please call me back and I said okay don't call him back give me his number and I'm going to you know I'll reach out to him and kind of figure out what's going on so this kind of started to sound like a you know a typical criminal case because now there's law enforcement contact and maybe they're doing additional investigation or a followup so the day that goes by between me trying to finish up the memo and and me calling the cop the client ends up calling me back and he goes hey no need to call the cop back and I'm like well why goes well I was at home the other day and um I get a knock on the door and the cop's there at my doorstep and I'm like oh man I'm like what did he like you know was he asking you questions were he trying to interrogate you he goes well not exactly he goes um he was in plain clothes and he said I can't stop thinking about what you were wearing the other day would you like to go out Jesus and I'm like what
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