HOME DEPOT! [Parody of "HOT TO GO!" By Chappell Roan]

Lyrics:

Hey so before I start this song I just wanna say that I know that there's a T in depot, but screw it I don't care


If you need 2x4s or an A/C System
Degreasers, oven cleaners or some painting custom
Need a faucet fixed or some brand new fencing
A combo Washer/Dryer at a can't beat pricing

got tools of every shape and kind (na na, na na na)
just tell me what you had in mind (na na, na na na)
If your waiting for it here's your sign (na na, na na na)
To remodel the bathroom, spice up the kitchen too

H-OM-E-D-E-P-O, mark, and drill, and fill the hole 
Hang the poster, now you go 
get new decor from Home Depot
H-OM-E-D-E-P-O, plant that seed and watch it grow 
figure out you need to go, buy some mulch from Home Depot

H-OM-E-D-E-P-O
everything you needs at Home Depot
H-OM-E-D-E-P-O 
We got what you need at Home Depot

If you wake up alone staring at your ceiling 
Asking why no one around yous catching feelings
Hey now, don't despair what you wants in aisle 10 
This dresser’s bound to bring all the cats to your den

Or maybe a new toilet seat (na na, na na na)
To make your trips feel fresh and clean (na na, na na na)
This chairs got like full 360 degrees (na na, na na na) 
Of Swivel ability, swivel ability

H-OM-E-D-E-P-O, anything from lights to garden hoes
Vacuums, Blenders, anything goes
You name it, its here at Home Depot
H-OM-E-D-E-P-O, buy some blinds and iron your clothes
Any decoration you know
Can be found at Home Depot

H-OM-E-D-E-P-O
everything you needs at Home Depot
H-OM-E-D-E-P-O 
We got what you need at Home Depot

Where’d you get that sit down mower?
Where'd you get that patio?
a table saw would look great in your bedroom!
Get it all from Home Depot!

Where'd you get that 10 foot Santa?
Same place I got my squish mellows!
Hurry up, the sale ends tomorrow!
Order up from home depot!

H-OM-E-D-E-P-O 
Everything you needs at Home Depot 
H-OM-E-D-E-P-O 
We got what you need at Home Depot
H-OM-E-D-E-P-O 
Everything you'll ever needs at Home Depot
H-OM-E-D-E-P-O 
Who needs to breed when you have Home Depot ?

So come on down to your local Home Depot!
I mean there's probably one near you, right?
Hell, there's probably even more of em’ than churches!
Yeah, that's definitely not true let me look that up
Yeah not even close but y'know, we'll get there!
After like, a couple billion more