"Quiet Please!" - (Lyrics) - Minecraft Warden Rap Song By Dan Bull

(Lyrics)
Sshhh!

Quiet please, this is a library
And I'd like some peace to read mindfully
So mind your Ps and Qs
Else you might receive abuse
When you let the wildest creature loose
See the blind leading you
Leave you slightly confused
Eardrums sliced, cleaved in two
Because my speak is bood
Due to highly frequent use
It's a nice evening to
Feel your life leaving you
You can try screaming futilely
I deem it fool, hearty
I'll be here driving you dull lightly
RIP

Cursed and blessed with sensitive hearing
You can never guess what it ends up revealing
Goodness, yes! Ever so queer things
Shudders and tremors and intimate feelings
Underhand sinister, secretive dealings
Hidden amid all the weeping and wailing
Ears are piercing merely from squealing
Shrieking, screaming bringing in ceiling
Sshh!
Quiet please!

Hush, hush, hush, hush, hush!
Shush your mouth, don't make a sound!
Woops! You already have!
The Warden's deal awaken now!
Tat, tat, tat, tat, tat!
You just dug your own grave and fell
Fell into a world of pain, all you can do is pray for hell!
Darkness, closing in on all sides...
I guess, you're in for a wild ride!
Chances whether you live or die...
You won't return and it's obvious why!

Silence!
Can't you read the sign? [?]
Only I can rhyme with the music
I'm not abusive
I'm a recluse with hyperacusis
Trying to unwind and I find you intrusive
So now you find out how tiny my fuse is
Once you kids die then I'll find other uses for you, 'cause it's kind of amusin'
Better stay quiet at an ASMR
Or ya may find why I'm a pain in the arse!
I shout this straight from the heart!
My ribcage is astay to the mid soundwaves in the dark!
Like a flame from a spark, creatin' a rant so loud that'll break you apart!
Try not to raise the alarm if your aims to evade any harm
Stay buddy calm!
Maybe you can, maybe you can't
Maybe you'll try running straight to your mom
Go crazly odd when I blaze with a buzz
Hey! Kill a Blaze get a buddy!
Say by this stage I'm basically blasé
Baby, but I say you're late to the party
Oh, hey! There you are mate!
Let's get straight to the part where I make you expire!

Deep dark hits like a [?]
Believe me it's not for the weak heartened
You might be somebody [?]
That when I leave you [?]
Darkness, closing in on all sides...
I guess, you're in for a wild ride! (Aye, aye, aye!)

Hush, hush, hush, hush, hush!
Shush your mouth, don't make a sound!
Woops! You already have!
The Warden's deal awaken now!
Tat, tat, tat, tat, tat!
You just dug your own grave and fell
Fell into a world of pain, all you can do is pray for hell!
Darkness, closing in on all sides...
I guess, you're in for a wild ride!
Chances whether you live or die...
You won't return and it's obvious why!