The Kiffness x Mumble Cat (Crazy Rap Parody) ft. My Awesome Wife

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Mumble Cat isn't here to play games! 😼

Original song by Afroman, "Crazy Rap (Colt 45 & 2 Zig Zags)":
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Lyrics:

I’m a kitty cat, and I scratch
I’m not here to play
if you want your hands and your eyes
then baby stay away

Can’t you see, just let me be
I’m singing my kitty cat song
just to let you know I wanna be alone
come close & it won’t be long

Till I throw, throw, throw a punch
and then maybe you’ll see
that it probably wasn’t a good idea
to bring your hand near me

I’m gonna throw, throw, throw a punch
human I’m warning you,
I’m a mumble cat as a matter of fact
it’s time you left the room

Met a dude in Oklahoma
scratched his face into a coma

Scratched a kid in Hollywood
bit his hand and damn it taste good

Bit a granny in Japan
now that granny has no hand

Scratched a lady in Hawaii
then that lady she said “aiii”

Scratched your cousin in Kentucky
he should’ve died, but he got lucky

Scratched yo daddy in Michigan
daddy n ever came near me again

Scratched yo momma down in Geargia
don’t tell me I didn’t warn her
scratched her face then bit her toe
then she ran to the border of Mexico

I’m a kitty cat, and I scratch
I’m not here to play
if you want your hands and your eyes
then baby stay away

Can’t you see, just let me be
I’m singing my kitty cat song
just to let you know I wanna be alone
come close & it won’t be long

Till I throw, throw, throw a punch
and then maybe you’ll see
that it probably wasn’t a good idea
to bring your hand near me

I’m gonna throw, throw, throw a punch
human I’m warning you,
I’m a mumble cat as a matter of fact
it’s time you left the room

I'm a mumble cat
I'm a mumble cat

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