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Merry Christmas and Welcome to the Christmas is a Drag EP! 🎄✨

This song is where it all started. I was sick and tired of having my songs be chosen by the other queens at the drag shows—"All I Want For Christmas" was taken, "This Christmas" was taken, everything was gone! So I just sat down and started thinking about all the things I hate about Christmas drag... and before I knew it, I had a hit on my hands.

This one song snowballed into me challenging myself to finish a whole EP by Christmas Day and guess what, Mimi? I did. I hope these silly songs make you laugh, tap a toe, and maybe even twirl a bit. I appreciate you listening!

Be sure to check out the other songs, "Wonderful Time To Be Queer" and "Where My Ho Ho Hoes At?" (there's a story there, but you'll have to go look at that description to see it!)
Merry Chrysler! 🎄🎁 ✨

LISTEN / STREAM:
Apple Music (Explicit): https://music.apple.com/us/album/christmas...

WATCH THE REST OF THE EP:
Wonderful Time To Be Queer:    • Wonderful Time To Be Queer (Clean) (Lyric ...  
Where My Ho Ho Ho's At?:    • Where My Ho Ho Ho's At? (Explicit) (Lyric ...  

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LYRICS:
Christmas time is here,
You want to go out to the show
To see your favorite queen,
But there’s something you should know…

There’s a queen up in the bathroom
Dressed like Santa’s little helper.
She’s not little, she’s not helpful
Maybe Frosty woulda been be better

She calls herself a Dancer,
When she prances on the stage.
Acting like she’s on the nice list,
maybe she should act her age!

Our next Queen thinks she’s a Vixen,
But she looks just like a horse.
And all that holly-jolly bullshit,
Won’t distract from her divorce!

There’s a queen that looks like Rudolph,
Pretty sure that's just a cold.
I can tell she bought that dress today,
Cuz you can still see all the folds.

But I won’t sweat those little things,
I love all of my Christmas queens.
So I’ll put on my red and green,
And twirl...

The truth is, I need money,
So I’ll never tell em no.
And I look just like an angel,
So I’ll never let it show…but…

I wanna go home…
You can call me Mrs. Grinch.
It’s the best time of the year and
My heart hasn’t grown an inch.

All that itchy velvet,
It just makes me wanna gag…
I hate Christmas,
Christmas is a drag!

I wanna go home
Christmas is a drag
You should know
That Christmas is all...

Jingle Balls and deck the halls,
and where my ho ho hoes?
It’s the SAME 12 songs,
at every single show!

I’m over all the carols,
And I’m sick of Karens too.
Saying where’s your Christmas spirit?
BITCH I'M JEWISH, DON'T BE RUDE!

I hate that cheap ass fur,
That just gets stained with our foundation
We're wrapped up in all that velvet,
You can see our perspiration.

Just when you think it’s over,
Here’s a queen wearing a crown.
Singing 'O Holy Night',
In another fucking gown.

But I won’t sweat the little things,
I love all of my Christmas queens.
So I’ll put on my red and green,
And twirl...

The truth is, I need money,
So I’ll never say no.
And I look just like an angel,
So I’ll never let it show…

I wanna go home…
You can call me Mrs. Grinch.
It’s the best time of the year and
My heart hasn’t grown an inch.

All that itchy velvet,
It just makes me wanna gag…
I hate Christmas,
Christmas is a drag!

I wanna go home
Cuz Christmas is a Drag
You should know
Christmas Is...

Somehow I’m the villain
cuz I’m just not in the mood,
When all I want for Christmas
is a plate of fucking FOOD!

All that ugly velvet,
I just makes me wanna gag…
I hate Christmas,
Christmas is a drag!