The DK rap but I did some sentence mixing

[Closed Captions have the lyrics.]
No-one will notice that it's all different and stuff. Also, for those sensitive to the subject, there's heavy swearing involved.

And this may or may not be a promo for a future LP.
Also, there are subtitles if you don't understand what's being said; but I recommend not using them the first time watching, as they'd spoil some of the jokes.

I'd also like to mention that this was the first time I ever tried sentence mixing, so I apologize if some things don't sound right at parts.

Edit 17/06/18: 10k views? Where did all of them come from? Was this video shared somewhere without me knowing? In all seriousness, thanks to all of you for the milestone view count. It's rare if I even go over 1k on a video...

Edit 26/06/18: Where are all these views coming from? Can I please get an answer if there is one?

Edit 03/07/18: This video is the most liked video on the channel. That's very impressive. I can look at this video and see parts that could be done better, but as it is right now, it's just good enough to reach that like amount. Thank you all as always.

Edit 14/11/18: 400 likes. You guys are crazy.

Edit 21/07/19: Ayy, this is the second video to creep over 20k views. Thanks, all. Guess you all like Rhythm Heaven and DK Raps.

Edit 17/10/19: You guys are all crazy. I don't know exactly why this is blowing up again, but I appreciate it so much since this has now caused me to get 1,000 likes on a single video and pushed me to just over 300 subs. I should think of a way to celebrate the likes...

Edit 19/10/19: Jesus Christ, this is getting close to overtaking the Top 20 list in just a few day's worth of time. Fucking algorithms, am I right? Appreciate it a lot, though. Even if it's a little dumb that it got picked up now.

Edit 02/05/20: 69K views. Nice.