Suwabe Junichi saying the famous line in high tension - English translation

Hey~
This video is originally from “Utapri radio” but idk which part it is sorry m(_ _)m
Anyway i really like the “i’m sorry i was born” this is made me laugh so hard XD
Orange → Suwabe Junichi
Purple → Miyano Mamoru

WARNING
•I’m not really good at english grammar so if it has any grammar mistakes ignore it ( ^ω^ )
•Ibaraki is a Japanese prefecture bordering the Pacific Ocean northeast of Tokyo
•Tokyo Circular Bereau idk what really is i think is a company which made this anime
•Nanto is an area in Toyama, Japan
•I do not own anything, all I’ve done was translated for you
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Mata ne~