Matchweek 1: Knee-Jerk Premier League Reactions, Pochettino to USMNT & MLS Dominating Leagues Cup

HOT TOPIC: reasons to get excited about Mauricio Pochettino as the next USMNT manager/savior

PREMIER LEAGUE: knee-jerk reactions to the first weekend of games f/t Brighton still Brighton-ing, United avoid nightmare scenario, Tyler saying some nice things about Bruno Fernandes (srsly), Tottenham is so back and preview of next week's massive "London" Daerby between Arsenal and Aston Villa

HALFTIME: Weekly What If... the Premier League followed through on disclosing what club each referee supports? Net positive or negative? (And same question for commentators)

ROUND THE WORLD: USMNT chatter including who our starting 9 is at the moment plus wild stabs at what becomes of Weston McKennie and Matt Turner this window

STOPPAGE TIME: Ivan Toney's Best Bets (Over Train is officially back) and GOAWs