Track 12 - My Reality Show Songs Do Not Make Sense - Ad Break in the Apocalypse absurdcore anthem, 9000UK, AI vocals, experimental pop, capitalism satire, apocalypse song, dark humour, surreal pop, cultural commentary
Welcome to 9000UK – the independent music project created by Ioannis Politou, a Greek songwriter and producer based in the UK. Every lyric is written by a human hand, and every song is crafted with heart and purpose — blending deep emotion, modern AI-powered sound, and real stories that aim to heal, uplift, or simply make you laugh.
Whether serious, funny, or downright daft, each track serves one mission:
To bring people together. To make you feel. To give you something real.
From gospel and reggae to rock, rap, experimental noise, and beyond — 9000UK crosses genres to deliver music that speaks to the heart, touches the soul, and builds connection.
But this is more than just a music project.
Spread the word.
9000UK is a growing global movement — created to support and empower young musicians and artists. Together, we can give them a voice without locking them into disgraceful contracts that exploit talent and silence creativity.
Let’s create a space where music means freedom — not limitation.
9000UK. Mixed genres. Real words. Big feelings. A new future.
Further Information: “Ad break in the apocalypse — makes no sense.”
Even the end of the world has sponsors.
Ad Break in the Apocalypse turns destruction into advertising — a biting AbsurdCore satire of capitalism’s final broadcast.
When fire rains from the sky and the screen still says “We’ll be right back,” you know humanity has gone commercial.
A surreal fusion of irony and rhythm from My Reality Show Songs Do Not Make Sense, this track sells the end — with confidence.
Written by Ioannis Ntizoglou: owner of Royalties 2025 all rights reserved
Ad Break in the Apocalypse – Absurd Core (By 9000UK)
Chapters
00:00 - Intro – Sponsored Hope
00:16 - Verse 1 – Perfect Frame
00:44 - Pre-Chorus – Mid-Roll Grace
00:58 - Chorus – Flaming Deals
01:24 - Verse 2 – Eternal Plans
01:52 - Pre-Chorus – Marketing’s Embrace
02:04 - Chorus – Armageddon’s Competence
02:30 - Bridge – Primetime Collapse
If the world ended tonight, what would be the last ad you’d see?
Drop your guess below — the apocalypse is sponsored by irony.
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Copyright Notice
Written by Ioannis Ntizoglou. Owner of Royalties 2025 all rights reserved.
Reproduction or modification of this recording is prohibited.
Final Tagline:
Even the end of days needs a sponsor. Stay tuned.
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Lyrics: Written by Ioannis Ntizoglou: owner of Royalties 2025 all rights reserved
Ad Break in the Apocalypse (By 9000UK)
(Lyrics by Ioannis Ntizoglou - Absurd Core)
Intro
Fire rains, but stay right there,
Sponsored hope fills poisoned air
Buy two heavens, get one free,
Absurd promotions endlessly
Verse 1
The world explodes in perfect frame,
Adverts whisper, “Play the game.”
Hell’s on sale with subtle tone,
Absurd capitalism - shown
Pre-Chorus
End of time with mid-roll grace,
Absurd marketing’s embrace
Chorus
Ad break in the apocalypse, makes no sense,
Flaming deals in confidence
Armageddon’s competence,
Ad break in the apocalypse, makes no sense
Chorus
Ad break in the apocalypse, makes no sense,
Flaming deals in confidence
Armageddon’s competence,
Ad break in the apocalypse, makes no sense
Verse 2
Angels sell eternal plans,
Sponsorships from fallen brands
Satan’s line - “Repent or pay,”
Absurd bargains every day
Pre-Chorus
End of time with mid-roll grace,
Absurd marketing’s embrace
Chorus
Ad break in the apocalypse, makes no sense,
Flaming deals in confidence
Armageddon’s competence,
Ad break in the apocalypse, makes no sense
Chorus
Ad break in the apocalypse, makes no sense,
Flaming deals in confidence
Armageddon’s competence,
Ad break in the apocalypse, makes no sense
Bridge
Worlds collapse but ratings climb,
Absurd eternity -primetime
Heaven shouts “we’ll be right back,”
The credits burn, we fade to black
Outro
Silence sells the final tone,
AbsurdCore commerce carved in stone
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