Cole "Fingers" Pipette "When I Think Of You (I Finger My Bum)" 1961.

Cole "Fingers" Pipette "When I Think Of You (I Finger My Bum)" 1961.

Lyrics

(Trumpet Intro)

A skibbly wibbly nibbly wibbly skibbly wibbly wooo

A flibby wibby flibby wibby flibby wibby who?

Oh flibbly wibble, and flibbly floo,
I finger my bum when I think of you

Oh baby, you know its just the way it is,
When I need a little extra help to jizz,
I just pop one up while I pump one out,
In out, in out, spray it all about, wooh!

Oh when I think of you
You should see the things I do
I've tried so many things that fail
But ass fingers are fun as long as I cut my finger nails

Or it might just scrape my piles and cause a scratch,
So I have to be extra careful with my man snatch,
Or I may end up using a whole tube of sore bum cream, again


A skibbly wibbly nibbly wibbly skibbly wibbly wooo

A flibby wibby flibby wibby flibby wibby who?

Oh flibbly wibble, and flibbly floo,
I finger my bum when I think of you

Oh you know it's' true,
Baby just for you,
Ooby Dooby doo doo,
I pop a finger in my poo

I know that other guys might not play with their brown eyes,
But not the kind that need glasses,
I mean I like to pop a thumb in my chocolate starfish

Sometimes I wont go too deep,
I just tickle my Nifkin's Bridge,
But other times when I'm in the mood,
I try to use my entire fist

Oh my pooper needs a finger,
When in my mind you linger,
So baby please forgive me,
For putting my digits in my asshole

I just want to be honest with you,
When I think about you,
I stick a pinky in my floo

A skibbly wibbly nibbly wibbly skibbly wibbly wooo

A flibby wibby flibby wibby flibby wibby who?

Oh flibbly wibble, and flibbly floo,
I finger my bum when I think of you