Скачать или смотреть I’m Running for President. First Order of Business: Deport the Nazis.

I’m launching my presidential campaign—not out of love for the system, but to prove how dangerous it already is.

If we’re gonna have a bloated surveillance state, militarized police, and agencies like ICE with unchecked power… maybe we should point them at the real threats: violent white nationalists, Proud Boys, and anyone who still thinks the Confederacy was “about states’ rights.”

When I’m president:

ICE raids target militia barbecues
MAGA gets grounded—no-fly lists for failed coup cosplayers
Extra-judicial authority? Sure, but this time it’s focused on actual threats

And yes, any ticket, fine, or weird Venmo flag from here on out is political persecution.

This isn’t a campaign. It’s a dare.

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