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🎶 Santa Stole My Birthday Gift 🎶

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Lyrics:
[Intro]
I turned sixty-eight today…
And somehow I’m the one chasin’ Santa.

[Verse 1]
Birthday candles, half-price cake,
Heard a beep-beep sound I didn’t make.
My walker’s gone from by the chair,
Saw red pants disappearin’ down the stairs.

[Chorus]
Santa stole my birthday gift, Lord help me now,
That walker’s got a horn and a chrome cup holder, wow.
He’s cuttin’ corners on my street like he’s twenty-two,
And I’m runnin’ as fast as sixty-eight will do.

[Verse 2]
I yelled, “That’s modified, don’t lean so hard!”
He waved and said, “Ho ho, nice backyard.”
That horn went honk like it knew my name,
I’m out of breath and losin’ the chase.

[Chorus]
Santa stole my birthday gift, ridin’ it proud,
Bell jinglin’, laughin’ way too loud.
If he hits the hill at the end of my drive,
That man’s gonna feel what it’s like to be my age.

[Verse 3]
Neighbors cheerin’ like it’s some parade,
Phones held high while my pride fades.
I slipped on gravel, caught my breath,
Santa yelled, “Careful, sir, protect your health!”

[Chorus]
Santa stole my birthday gift, still out in the lead,
Cruisin’ my walker like it’s built for speed.
If Christmas comes early and I don’t survive,
Tell ‘em I went down chasin’ my own joyride.

[Outro]
If you see Santa slowin’ down out there…
That ain’t age.
That’s my walker.