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A very touching and sympathetic song about irregular degrees of comparison.

(With the addition of some of the most annoying comments you've ever heard.)

Irregularity

Chorus:
I wish there were just a few irregular forms
Or, if it could be, even fewer
I wish there was a land where the fewest occur
For me and you

Little can be done about this mess
Little can be done, or even less
The least that you can do is: do not stress too much
about irregularity

Verse 1:
Little – less – least and you get 'round them
Few – fewer – fewest when you can count them
Much – more – most is just the same
Many – more – most with none to blame!

Verse 2:
Bad – worse – worst describing this song
Far – farther – farthest when you go along
Far – further – furthest to a higher degree
And that's the truth for you and me

Bridge:
Old – elder – eldest when persons are the deal
Old – older – oldest with stuff that is so real