[F4M] Hyper Harpy Girl Wants to Nest With You

You're just minding your own business in the woods, when suddenly a bird monster drops out of the sky right in front of you. It picks you up in its talons and carries you away. Now you've awoken in an alcove at dusk with said bird monster just inches away from you and… attempting to court you like a bird?

Note: This is a type of harpy that has human arms in addition to wings. If she didn't, she wouldn't be able to provide accompaniment for her courting songs.

Script by ExcitedKitty27 on reddit (ASMR Script Haven)
Title card riff: '50s Progression (I-vi-IV-V) with roll strum, ukulele performance by Juniper Justice, inspired by Sam Cooke's "Wonderful World"
"Tough Luck" by ExcitedKitty27, ukulele arrangement and performance by Juniper Justice. (So I guess this is like my thing now??)

"The comedy here works on your confidence. Even if you think you're not that great a singer, I'm confident this bit will work as long as you sing enthusiastically" - Thank you, kind scriptwriter. That makes things easier.

[Funny] [Cute] [Unwilling listener to willing listener] [Accidental? Abduction] [Some Reverse Comfort]