Jeff Kaplan: addressing the Brigitte stun meta

thanks jeff.
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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand my upload schedule. The timings are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of advanced procrastination most of my uploads will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Jeff's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Zarya literature, for instance. My fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about JEFF. As a consequence people who dislike my videos truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Jeff's existential catchphrase "What's up everyone, this is Jeff from the Overwatch team," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Gravitons and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as my genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Jeff Kaplan tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for Blizzard employee eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 SR points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid.

went a month without uploading. oops. next vid will be around the 5th of July hopefully. i've finally purchased the parts for a new computer, so i am hoping to expand the type of videos i create in the near future. possibly have a crack at SFM, and will be able to actually record gameplay at a fair framerate. don't worry, not planning on going down the memetage route though. i say i'll have a new computer "in the near future", but it's gonna take at least another month before the parts are all delivered. anyway, i'm boring myself here with this lame ass description.

later nerds.

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