ᗷᑌᖴᖴ TIᑎG ᖇᗩᗪIO ~ ᑕᗩᖇᒪ ᕼᗩᑎG

Carl Hang is the musical operator of a legendary phantom mixer called the “Flying Crossfader.” According to the legend, if plugged into two turntables, whomever chooses to step up to the crossfader shall acquire the prodigious ability to cut beats ever so fantastically but forever be doomed to spin Disco, Boogie, House and Ghetto Tech records forever. The myth of The Flying Crossfader can be attributed to Deck 2 Deck Records, when in 2018, mysterious hip hop tapes started circulating Berlin, featuring the duppy cutmaster Hang and the dope rapper Otto. Many people claimed that these cassettes would cause their ghettoblasters to glow with a ghostly light. The scratches were so tight, it was deemed only possible unless someone had come to be possessed by the Flying Crossfader. MEGA BUFF can finally confirm these rumours to be true. Tune in to the Buff Ting Radio this Friday AT 8pm to witness Carl Hang manipulate beats and boogies phantom style.
DISCLAIMER: MEGA BUFF IS NOT RESPONSIBLE IF YOUR LAPTOP OR ANY LISTENING DEVICES GLOW WITH A GHOSTLY LIGHT.