Way too heavy

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I looked down below but couldn't see my toes
My belly was in the way, and that really blows.
I was fed up with myself, I need to make a change
So off I went outside, but first kissed my love in range.

This is me.
Way too heavy.
So, my dear.
Gotta disappear.
Rain or shine.
The pounds must decline.
I really need to start.
To find my slender heart.

After about four kilometers, I think, what am I doing here?
This endless walking 'round, brings me no cheer.
After a couple of hours, I think this isn’t right.
I’d better head back home and grab my bike.

This is me.
Way too heavy.
So, my dear.
Gotta disappear.
Rain or shine.
The pounds must decline.
I really need to start.
To find my slender heart.

But that didn’t last long, because then came the rain
Such a hassle, it drives me insane.
After about twenty kilometers, I got a flat tire
So I joined the gym, a regular on hire.

This is me.
Way too heavy.
So, my dear.
Gotta disappear.
Rain or shine.
The pounds must decline.
I really need to start.
To find my slender heart.

There I worked out hard with all kinds of machines
And stayed afterward for a drink with the scene.
After four weeks at the gym, not a gram had gone

This is me.
Way too heavy.
So, my dear.
Gotta disappear.
Rain or shine.
The pounds must decline.
I really need to start.
To find my slender heart.

Now I sit on the couch watching sports on TV
My sweetheart had to laugh, though she said nothing to me
I asked her if I could borrow the footstool
And since that time, I can see my toes, cool!

Cause this is me.
I am too thick.
Say what you will.
I’m happy still.
I don’t care.
There are plenty out there.
Just like me, too thick.
But I’ll be me.
But I’ll be me.
But I’ll be me.


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