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She grabs a cart with a sparkle in her eye,
Zooms down the aisle like a checkout spy.
Bananas, bread, and a big can of peas,
She skips the scan with effortless ease!

Hadley, please scan that!
That's not how it goes!
You're swiping like lightning,
But the scanner never knows!
She’s faster than lasers, slicker than jam—
Hadley, oh Hadley, just give it a scan!

She’s got twelve muffins and a jug of pink juice,
The Grocery store girl is on the loose.
The scanner's lonely, the light doesn’t blink,
She is slick as she smiles and gives a wink.

Hadley, please scan that!
That's not how it goes!
You're swiping like lightning,
But the scanner never knows!
She’s faster than lasers, slicker than jam—
Hadley, oh Hadley, just give it a scan!

She’s got style, she’s got speed,
She’s got all the snacks you need.
But scanning? Nah, she’s got no time—
As she goes through you never hear the beeper chime

They even put up a sign with Hadley's face,
“Scan your groceries—this isn’t a race!”
But the managers know it will never help,
But at least she leaves good reviews on Yelp.

Hadley, please scan that!
That's not how it goes!
You're swiping like lightning,
But the scanner never knows!
She’s faster than lasers, slicker than jam—
Hadley, oh Hadley, just give it a scan!