(QP) Silver Attack Torbjörn on Hollywood (24/8/24)

Lost due to an incomprehensible C9 at 12:00. This here player should have run to the payload, and ignored trying to place the turret at a good spot. Oh well.

Lovely double kill at 5:05.

The ult-spot of "Jail Street" was tried at 9:03. Netted a kill, and helped in the final push towards second point. Post-game view at 14:30.

The turret placed just after "Jail Street" was proc'd, was also quite helpful.

A previous "Jail Street":    • Silver Attack Torbjörn on Hollywood (...  

Got a POTG. POTG at 12:23.

Sincerely yours.

Null.

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The Law of Turrets
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Rule 1: If your team is losing to Torbjorn’s turret, then you are not losing because of Torbjorn’s turret.

Rule 2: There are people in the world who will try to deny Rule 1. They are the type of people who lose to Torbjorn’s turret.

(This was not written by this here player, but by a poster on the forums of Blizzard who goes by the name of IamAPerson. He thought to call it by rules, but no, these are not rules. These are laws)
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Here are the Torb Rules as formulated by this here player :

Torb Rule Number 1
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If the turret cannot kick the other team's arses, then use the turret to cover the arses of your own team. (Shorter version : If you can't kick their arses, then cover yours)

Torb Rule Number 2
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If the turret can kick the other team's arses, then placing it in front of them is good, behind them is better, but where the turret hits them from the side ... is the best.

Torb Rule Number 3
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Once the turret is in a good spot, torbjörn becomes expendable.

Torb Rule Number 4
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Do not replace "the turret" with the "the coom" in the rules above.

Torb Rule Number 5
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Know where to stand. Know where to aim.

Torb Rule Number 6
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The reason torbjörn fires a slow moving projectile, is to give some yahoo on the other team, plenty of time to run into it.

Torb Rule Number 7
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There are lots of yahoos in a crowd.

Torb's Iron Rule
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No matter where you place the turret, sooner or later it's going to become busy , and this usually happens when you want to re-deploy it.

Torb's Golden Rule
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Just Keep Hammering (thanks to monerboat for this one)