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This song is dedicated to all of you who have had trouble getting an RTX 5090

Lyrics:
(Verse 1)
Woke up early, grabbed my cash,
Dreaming ‘bout that GPU flash.
NVIDIA’s latest, the mighty 5090,
But it’s gone before I even try, see?

(Pre-Chorus)
Bots swarming like a digital plague,
Scalpers laughing in their shadowy caves.
Clicked “Add to Cart,” but what do I see?
“Out of Stock”—yeah, it’s taunting me!

(Chorus)
Jensen’s jacket shines so bright,
Counting cash all through the night.
Gamers cry, but he don’t care,
As long as stock’s just smoke and air!
Spammin’ F5, losing hope,
But this paper launch’s a cruel joke!

(Verse 2)
Neon-lit forums burn with rage,
Desperate buyers stuck in a cage.
eBay listings twice the price,
Scalpers feast while we roll the dice.

(Pre-Chorus)
Warehouse shelves so empty and bare,
Yet somehow bots find stock to spare.
I just want some frames per sec,
Not a mortgage bill around my neck!

(Chorus)
Jensen’s jacket shines so bright,
Counting cash all through the night.
Gamers cry, but he don’t care,
As long as stock’s just smoke and air!
Spammin’ F5, losing hope,
But this paper launch’s a cruel joke!

(Bridge)
Some say “just wait,” but I need it now,
Gonna build my rig, don’t know how.
Cards in scalpers’ hands, greed runs deep,
While the real fans, we just weep.

(Outro)
So here I sit, my old card sighs,
While RTX dreams fade from my eyes.
Another launch, another scam,
Maybe next gen, I’ll stand a chance…