Bryan & Vinny review TNA iMPACT! April 2014

This month: More of Dave. Abyss could have won the title but was talked out of it. Mr. Anderson and Sam Shaw in a straight jacket match. Knux meets his dad. After Gunner's dad has a bottle smashed over his head he is back sitting in the crowd. They're doing something with Kenny King? Honestly fuck Dave. Joe is blamed for not being at iMPACT! Eric Young wins the gauntlet to become number 1 contender for the TNA Championship. It is good for business to have interference. Angelina Love gets a title shot after winning a 4 way. Davey Richards has a blonde mohawk now. Dixie is still the boss and can fire Bully Ray. It is clear that TNA is ripping off the Daniel Bryan storyline. Dixie is mad she can't book the show but she also doesn't want to be there. Sam Shaw escapes the van that was meant to take him to the funny farm. Eric Young beats Magnus for the TNA Championship - he refuses to believe it. TNA is a sinking ship and they are filling their ship with water as they sink. David Arquette outdrew Magnus. Young's win was more perfect than he imagined. Dixie Carter invented beards. Bully Ray will obviously stab Young in the back. A Russorific street fight for no reason which Madison wins. To the ring! MVP kept Aries off TV. Kurt cuts a scary promo on EC3. Kenny King announces he'll be on commentary. The table went into business for itself in the Roode-Gunner match. Eric Young has a great beard and good muscle tone. Eric Young beats Abyss in a Monster's Ball match. Zema Ion and ODB face off in a trivia contest followed by EC3 (Sanada) and Spud. Mr. Turnbuckle. How was Abyss unaware that he is not under contract? Kenny King's gimmick is that he is a geek. Bottom of the barrel acting from the Knockouts. Madison Rayne is a bitch. At least half a dozen people have the gimmick that they suck in TNA. Mr. Anderson visits the Shaw household. Daniels and Kazarian are gone. Bryan cares about Sanada. The Phantom absolutely doesn't. Beer Money have a good match with Gunner and Bully Ray. Velvet Sky has been wrestling professionally for 11 years. Knux is ready to come back to iMPACT! Abyss gets his job back for a match winning by DQ. The American Wolves win the TNA Tag Championships in a no DQ 2 on 3 handicap match. Sam Shaw loses a "Committed match" to Mr. Anderson. We're introduced to Crazzy Steve and The Freak who are joining Knux back at iMPACT! Gunner beats James Storm is a violent I Quit match. Angelina Love wins the Knockout's Championship from Madison. The ref fucks up the spot in the Roode-Bully Ray tables match. Dixie screws Bully Ray. Eric Young retains.