Helen Behd’s “12 Inches of Christmas” is the sleaziest, spandex-strangling, arena-rock holiday banger that ever got yanked off the airwaves in 1987!
With teased hair higher than the North Pole, leather pants tighter than a reindeer harness, and a voice that screams “groupie gone wild,” Helen turns the 12 Days of Christmas into a 12-inch pounding manifesto.
Crunching guitars, double-kick drums, a gang chorus so filthy MTV banned the video before the first pyramid of Aquanet settled.
This is what happens when Mötley Crüe crashes Santa’s workshop after too much eggnog and cocaine. One power chord in and your Christmas stockings won’t be the only things getting stuffed.
Play it loud, wreck the halls, and walk funny into the new year!
Full uncensored 80s excess, direct from the Sunset Strip North Pole.
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