After Everything I've Done for You (That You Didn't Ask For) - "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend"

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Starring Donna Lynne Champlin
Written by Rachel Bloom and Adam Schlesinger
Directed by Aline Brosh McKenna

"After Everything I've Done For You"

Paula:
Time for you to shut up!
Time for you to sit down!
Paula's tired of being your
Sidekick, your henchman,
Your eager-little-clown!

After everything I've done for you--

Rebecca:
...that I didn't ask for!

Paula:
Do you have any idea the
Work you're undoing?
After everything I've done for
You that you didn't ask for.
Let's just say Greg isn't the
Only one you're screwing.
(spoken)
Wanna know all the things I've
Done for you?

I broke into Josh's old high
School and made copies of all
His grades.
I "bumped into" Lourdes at
Starbucks and suggested you be
A bridesmaid.
I blackmailed Valencia's boss so
Now I control when she teaches.
That's right, I make yoga class
Schedules!

There's no limit to where my
Reach is!

After everything I've done for you,
That you didn't ask for.
God, will your lies never end?
After everything I've done for you
that you didn't ask for, the least
You can do is be honest with
Your mother -- I mean, friend.

What's that look on your face?
You're horrified.
You think I'm a monster.
For doing your dirty work.
You think love is stainless and
Pure?
But beneath all that fantasy
There's filth and there's gore...

So now it's...
Time for me to walk out!
Time for me to say no!
Paula's tired of working for
No thanks at all, Paula's
Gonna go!
You're nothing without me
And my creativity. I created you,
You living in my womb... I mean
Figuratively!
After everything I've done for
You I don't know why so now I'm
Gonna say goodbye!