Can You Beat Fallout 3 With Only A Chinese Pistol?

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Fallout 3 has a lot of weapons in it. Some are better at close range, some at long range, some you use as traps and others just flat out don’t exist at all. But there’s one weapon that is just the worst. Can You Beat Fallout 3 With Only A Chinese Pistol?

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Can You Beat Fallout 3 With Only A Chinese Pistol? (in text form)

The first thing you’re going to notice about this playthrough is that none of it is in English. That’s because I didn’t think restricting myself to a firearm would be enough of a challenge, so I killed two birds with one bullet by playing Fallout 3 with only a Chinese Pistol and in a language I can’t understand. Originally I wanted to do it in Chinese as a funny ha ha because of the gun name but it wasn’t an option in Steam. It’s probably for the best, all things considered. I’m sure I’m on a list after what I put in my Operation Anchorage thumbnail anyway.

The Chinese Pistol is in the Small Guns category and is based around Agility, which is why I maxed that out. Luck also influences all skills, Intelligence is for as many experience points as possible, and I spread out the rest pretty evenly, except for Charisma. Being charismatic is one of the worst values someone can have, trust me, I’d know. Speech isn’t the Frank Horrigan of skills in Fallout 3 like it is in New Vegas, no reason to waste time with it. Speaking of wasting time though, the time had come for my 10th birthday party. It was an odd experience. I’ve done this part of Fallout 3 so many times that even when I couldn’t see what the dialog choices were, I still pretty much remembered what everyone was saying. It’s strange to be able to navigate menus and make choices when you don’t know the language.

After failing to cut Butch’s head off with a plate, I escaped the vile gaze of Beatrice Armstrong, got my BB Gun and made a decision. I’m not playing this as child or a baby, so I’m going to kill the Roach, but there was something I’ve always been curious about. To satisfy that quandary, I took my gun to the door, manipulated the universe around me, got myself into a situation you’re not supposed to be in, and pumped the Overseer full of baby lead. I don’t know what BB’s are made of. I wanted to know what would happen if the Overseer died early. He can’t, he just has an aneurysm and takes a nap.

But Stanley is around when you take the GOAT and during your escape. He’s the perfect candidate for my ideas. I popped his head like a raisin and nearly lost my mind. Stanley’s had is so cool. Ready to see the fruits of my labor and Stanley’s life, I returned to the basement, shot the bug, got the greatest Birthday photo ever, told Dad to take his stethoscope and shove it up his ass, and had my brain crushed. Stanley, that stick in the mud, is back from the dead. Unfortunate, especially since I couldn’t kill him again. Someone who isn’t me should see if it’s possible to kill Stanley 3 times. Once as a child, somehow in the GOAT section, and again during the Escape.