Nando's: a One Direction Tribute (to the tune of Payphone)

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LIAM TWEETED THE LINK TO THIS ON 7/12/2012 AND WE BOTH DIED OF FANGIRLING R.I.P. KARA & EMILY THANKS TO EVERYONE WHO HELPED:)   / 223563691222773761  

I read a Tweet that said "I'm at a pay phone trying' to Paul home all of my change I spent on Lou." I thought it was hilarious, so I told my sister, who thought it would be cool to change all of the lyrics to pertain to 1D. So, she learned it on piano, I helped her write lyrics, and boom. Yes, the quality isn't the best, but this is just for fun!

Kara: "I hope people don't take this too seriously! I'm not saying everything in this song is true, but it's just little bits of 1D fact/myth that I've heard floating around the internet, so I thought it would be funny to put that all into a song. Sorry about the terrible quality! We recorded this in one shot, and we were really eager to upload it. So here it is. Thanks for watching!"


LYRICS:
I'm at a Nando's, trying to Paul home
All of my change I spent on Lou
Where have his socks gone?
Niall it's all wrong, you ate the food we made for two

Yeah, I, I know it's hard to remember
That they tried out separately
It's even harder to picture
They placed at number three
Harry loves to get naked, but the boys never mind
As soon as they got famous all of the fangirls broke down

Twit cam makes me smile
Someone should tell Niall
To hide his profiles
I'd let "Larry Stylinson" prank call my friends
Six Rs in Terrrrrrance
Zayn's no pedophile

I'm at a Nando's, trying to Paul home
All of my change I spent on Lou
Where have his socks gone?
Niall it's all wrong, you ate the food we made for two

Every time I read a new fanfic
Louis's munching on some carrot sticks
Why is Harry's hair always perfect?
Liam's only got one kidney left

Yeah, we better thank Simon Cowell
For making the boys stay
Louis drove the van so slow
They got stopped twice that day
Zayn has such beautiful eyes
And perfectly coiffed hair
There were women in Sweden
Who wouldn't put their shirts down

Video diaries
Superman Louis
Liam loves Danielle Pea-
zer and Zayn loves Perrie
Niall and his guitar
Louis and Eleanor
The kazoo and Harry

I'm at a Nando's, trying to Paul home
All of my change I spent on Lou
Where have his socks gone?
Niall it's all wrong, you ate the food we made for two

Zayn should probably work on his dance moves
Niall is a big fan of the zoo
Harry used to share a flat with Lou
Liam won't go near another spoon

Now I'm at a Nando's