Скачать или смотреть Of Desert Salvias and Desert Milkweeds

The morning after a rain we find ourselves in the California desert only a few miles from the Mexican Border, talking to a Desert Tortoise about the pandemic and whether the invasive Sahara mustard is a palatable treat for a turtle (and whether calling a tortoise a turtle is permissible).

We come across a locally endemic Sage with leaves modified into prickles that smell like a mixture of fruity pebbles and weed.

Our video ends with a 10 foot tall leafless desert milkweed in the middle of a desolate canyon at sunset whilst praying for collapse.

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