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“Are you mated, human?” was supposed to be a routine cultural question—until Marcus Chen answered with a stupid joke about pandas.

In Velorian tradition, referencing “breeding intervention” in front of unmated royal twins isn’t humor… it’s a formal declaration. And now two deadly, synchronized sisters—Veyla and Keytha—have him “declared” as their suitor, blocking the door not to trap him… but to keep everyone else out.

What Marcus doesn’t know is that the twins arranged for him specifically. Their High Seat is about to fall, and without a bonded mate in fourteen days, a ruthless regent will seize power and erase everything they’ve built.

Now Marcus must choose: withdraw and walk away… or accept an impossible bond that could reshape three minds into one fate.

An HFY sci-fi romance/thriller of culture shock, power, and the most dangerous joke a human can make.

🔑 KEYWORDS

hfy, hfy sci fi, alien twins, twin sisters, velorian, human translator, accidental proposal, cultural misunderstanding, space diplomacy, royal succession, sci fi romance, sci fi thriller, interspecies relationship, bonding ritual, galactic politics

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#HFY #SciFiStory #AlienTwins #SpaceDiplomacy #SciFiRomance #GalacticPolitics #HumanityFuckYeah #CulturalShock #RoyalIntrigue #SciFiAudiobook