Greatest Asian of ALL time! | Sal Vulcano & Chris Distefano present Hey Babe! | EP 132

THURSDAYS ARE FOR THE BABES!!! This week the babes are waxing philosophical. You never step in the same river twice is the new motto. Sal is losing weight no ozempic tho! Super Hero movies are DEAD. Succession finale was FIRE FLAMES. Spending money is an addiction that you need to keep an eye on. We are what we spend on babes! Kids are addicted to their damn devices. Why does it feel like time speeds up as you get older? What would society be without money? Could you go back to the barter system and survive. Michael Jordan vs Lebron James who is the real GOAT?! Greatest Asian of ALL time is WHO? Chris was not made to wear hats. Insane and hilarious funeral service. Ever dial 911? Who the HELL wants a pet rabbit?!?! HEY BABE!

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00:00 Philosophical Chrissy
2:26 To Many Superheros
3:45 Succession Finale Babe Review
7:00 Spending Time Not Money!!
12:50 Modern Chrissy Philosophy
17:55 Time is Slow or Fast
19:50 Ari Shaffir Fish Story
24:02 Most Valuable Item
27:50 Lebron or Jordan
29:43 Door Dash and Babe Ads
33:30 Gatorade Butterfly Affect
35:48 Greatest Asian of ALL Time
42:38 Taxidermy Funeral
45:35 Better Help Babes
47:35 Chris Can’t Wear Hats
49:15 Ever Call 911?


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