Скачать или смотреть Bad Roadmaps (Lady Gaga)

This song is a parody. The poster does not claim or own any part of the original song, or its lyrics.

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Caught in bad roadmaps
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Caught in a bad roadmap

Rah, rah-ah-ah-ah
Scrum, scrum-ma-ma
Agile, ooh-la-la
I want bad roadmaps

Rah, rah-ah-ah-ah
Scrum, scrum-ma-ma
Agile, ooh-la-la
I want bad roadmaps

I want your sprints, I want your defects
I want deadlines that leave us wrecked
I want your love
PM, PM, PM, I want your love (hey)

I want your scope creep, the touch of your hand (hey)
I want your unrealistic plan
I want your love
PM, PM, PM, I want your love (scrum, scrum, scrum)
(I want your love)

You know that I want you
And you know that I need you
I want it bad, your bad roadmaps

I want your love, and I want your revenge
You and me could write bad roadmaps (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
I want your love and all your lover's revenge
You and me could write bad roadmaps

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Caught in a bad roadmap
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Caught in a bad roadmap

Rah, rah-ah-ah-ah
Scrum, scrum-ma-ma
Agile, ooh-la-la
Want your bad roadmaps

I want your horror, I want your design
'Cause you're a Product Manager as long as you're mine
I want your love
PM, PM, PM, I want your love

I want your burndown, your vertigo sprint (hey)
Want you in my backlog, baby, you’re sick
I want your love
PM, PM, PM, I want your love (scrum, scrum, scrum)
(I want your love)

You know that I want you
And you know that I need you (’cause I’m a Dev slave, baby)
I want it bad, your bad roadmaps

I want your love, and I want your revenge
You and me could write bad roadmaps (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
I want your love and all your manager’s revenge
You and me could write bad roadmaps

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Caught in a bad roadmap
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Caught in a bad roadmap

Rah, rah-ah-ah-ah
Scrum, scrum-ma-ma
Agile, ooh-la-la
Want your bad roadmaps

Rah, rah-ah-ah-ah
Scrum, scrum-ma-ma
Agile, ooh-la-la
Want your bad roadmaps

Sprint, sprint, backlog baby
Work it, move that burn down crazy
Sprint, sprint, backlog baby
Work it, move that burn down crazy
Sprint, sprint, backlog baby
Work it, move that burn down crazy
Sprint, sprint, passion baby
Work it, I'm a Dev slave, baby

I want your love, and I want your revenge
I want your love, I don't wanna be friends
J'veux ton amour, et je veux ta revanche
J'veux ton amour, I don't wanna be friends (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh)
No, I don't wanna be friends (oh-oh-oh, caught in a bad roadmap)
I don't wanna be friends (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh)
Want your bad roadmaps (oh-oh-oh)
Caught in a bad roadmap
Want your bad roadmaps

I want your love, and I want your revenge
You and me could write bad roadmaps (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
I want your love and all your manager’s revenge
You and me could write bad roadmaps

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
(Want your bad roadmaps)
Caught in a bad roadmap
(Want your bad roadmaps)
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
(Want your bad roadmaps)
Caught in a bad roadmap