What horrors await me... | How to Drink

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Little did I know that Meredith has been filling a cooler with the most terrible products available to torture me with one day. Joke is on her, I managed to make something pretty good out of it. If you want to see us truly lose our minds you will enjoy the end of this episode.

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00:00 - Cooler of Doom
00:48 - Lets dive right in with Friday's Orange Dream
01:50 - Tasting notes
04:17 - Moonshine Pickles Tasting Notes
06:47 - Skinny Girl Margarita Tasting Notes
09:20 - A message from our sponsors
10:49 - Truly Lemonade Freeze Pops Tasting Notes
13:59 - Buzzballz
14:35 - Lime Rita Chiller Tasting Notes
16:00 - Strawberry Rita Tasting Notes
17:51 - Choco Cooler Tasting Notes
18:23 - Pineapple Colada Tasting Notes
19:58 - Smirnoff Ice Red, White and Berry Tasting Notes
21:38 - Green Apple Tasting Notes
23:00 - Twisted Shots Sex on the Beach Tasting Notes
24:12 - Miami Vice Tasting Notes
25:05 - Lavender Martini Tasting Notes
26:56 - How do I get out of this
27:19 - I did an oopsie...
29:05 - Can it be done??
33:21 - It can, but only once.
33:50 - Tasting Notes
35:14 - Goodbye

Daffy's Delight:
Build in shaker
1 oz. or 30 ml. Vodka
Most of 1 melted mango Truly hard seltzer freeze pop
1 oz. or 30 ml. Green Apple Smirnoff Ice
1.5 oz. or 45 ml. Buzz Ball Pina Colada
1 oz. or 30 ml. Friday's Orange Dream
Add ice and shake
Pour into glass
Float of sex on the beach Twisted Shot
If you want to proof it up throw another oz of vodka in there, why not?

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