"The JoBro Jingle Bells" (A JoJo Christmas Song Parody)

You wanted it, you got it! After almost 3 years of asking, the JoBro Jingle Bells Parody is finally here, but probably not the way you expected.

Robert E. O. Speedwagon is about to throw the greatest Christmas party imaginable to show his love and appreciation for the Joestar Family. But he needs help!!! So he decided to invite every JoJo's best friend to help set up the party...but who is the bestest friend of the JoJo's? Who is the best JoBro? And is Rohan even here? All these questions and more will be answered in this exciting conclusion to the JoJo Jingle Bells Trilogy


Sung, Voiced, & Co-Writen by: Riverdude Covers
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End Credits Animation by: Diana A Go Go
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Lyrics

Dashing through the snow,
I lived on Ogre Street.
I fought a Gentleman
But was spared my defeat

The world we did defend
I helped him to the end
And that is how I would become
the JoJo’s Bestest Friend

OH!
Jingle Bells, Dio Smells,
YOU FELL FOR IT, YOU FOOL!

Dashing Though the snow!
I had to Catch JoJo!
And also the Red Stone
From the Crevice Below!

Cross Europe we did go,
Just me and my bro
But passed on all my hamon
When i had faced my foe

Jingle Bells,
Wammu Smells,
Hamon Bubble Cutter!

In our own small town
We solved a murder mystery!
I came back from the dead
When I was history!

We made a lot of friends
To many I would say
We go for brunch to Tonios
But only on Mondays

Oh, Jingle Bells (Josuke) Kira Smells
Koichi laid an egg (It was only time hey)
Okuyasu’s brothers dead (aw)
And Rohan wears a toupee (HEY)
Jingle Bells, Josuke (Kira) Smells
Koichi killed da hoe (No?)
But we settle our differences
When we meet at Tonioooos

Dashing through the sand
On the world's worst road trip
IT'S AN ENEMY STAND
OH MY GOD
HOLY SHIT


We'll have four iced teas
And maybe a Hot Coke
But somehow I'll still end up
A favorite donut joke

Jingle Bells, DIO smells
GET OUT OF HERE, HE'S STILL ALIVE (arf)
Cant comprehend, DIOs stand
OH GOD IT GOT EYES

I have a Little Steel Ball
I made it out of steel
I use the golden ratio to spin it like a wheel,
OH! Steel Ball, Steel Ball, Steel Ball
I love it, how you spin!

Steel Ball, Steel Ball, Steel Ball,
You know I always win!

I met her on a beach
Backed by the setting sun
Where I confessed my love
And two halves became one

I married her on the spot
Our love could not be bought
Then we went on honeymoon
To Disney World Amusement Park- (beats up Annasui)

I can unzip things
I can make things real soft
I GOT A GUN
I have an airplane!

I am a turtle now
I've got a deadly virus
And I hate Giorno Giovanna so much I fed him some of my piss

He appeared up from ground
He had a simple goal
He fought the rock humans
To save his mothers soul

He went beyond what I expected
When I met him on the bus
But he has four testicles
So that's a major plus

Mista: WHAT?!!?

Jingle Bells, Tooru Smells
Is he really 89 years old?
I use my phone to research things
And I am made of string

HEY

Jingle Bells, Jobin Smells
Josuke likes potatoes
We will get the Rokaka
Cuz were the best Jobros

Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells
Joshu Flew Away!
We go near and far
To help the Joestars
I AM NOT OKAY(Joshu)

YAY

Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells
JoBros all the way!
Fight to the end,
We're the best friends
And we're here to save the day
HEY!

List of all Jobros
Speedwagon

Caesar

Kakyoin
Polnareff

Koichi
Okuyasu
Rohan

Bruno
Mista
Narancia
Abbacchio
Fugo
Trish
Polnareff AGAIN

Ermes
FF
Weather Report
Anasui
Emporio

Gyro

Yasuho
Mamezuku


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