UGWC Johncast Episode 39: UGWC/PWV/XWF/CU:LT/OSW

We’ve allllllllllmost reached episode 40!! But today is only episode 39, a number divisible by 1, 3, 13, and of course, 39! Does 0 count? Anyway, whatever, we’re working on big things here at Hitmaker-Yamazaki Enterprises, including the much-anticipated yet still tentative Collar and Elbow segment, expecting more on-air guests for the newly-crowned Preshow, and Mr. Hitmaker announced yesterday that not ONLY will The Johncast have its own district at the UGWC’s annual three-day desert event WrestleStock, but there will soon be an all-HYE Johncast special, maybe even as early as next week for the big 40th episode OR, maybe we’ll keep that on the backburner for the 50th episode??

But tonight, we begin with Coalition Business first with the aforementioned amazing multi-day super-event WRESTLESTOCK ‘22! I’ll be there to greet my fans personally! Then we move onto Pro Wrestling Valor’s Valor in the Streets of London supershow from an unknown country. Next, we move onto the XWF’s Saturday Night Savage, which should finally please Angelica Vaughn. I’ve been by the Moda Center back in 2016 or 2017 waiting for a bus! Finally, we see if we finally get taken off the air when we talk about CU:LT’s Trash Wrestling For Garbage People! I’m scared to see what they have to offer this time! Oh, and as a bonus, we’re going to discuss Old School Wrestling’s Chapter 2 show (and maybe Americana Night 2 if I haven't died by this point).

Then there’s the HATERBOARD, the 15-second salutes, awesome impressions, celebrity guests, distractions, food, laughter, stories, you name it, we got it, RIGHT HERE at the OFFICIAL UGWC Johncast!

TIMESTAMPS:

0:00 PRE-SHOW!

31:0010 INTRODUCTION!

39:20 UGWC’s WrestleStock ‘22!

1:47:00 HATERBOARD 17!

1:59:40 PWV’s Valor in the Streets of London!

2:46:15 15-second salute to Johnny Hitmaker in silence!

2:50:15 XWF’s Saturday Night Savage!

3:21:50 SPONSORS!

3:30:10 CU:LT's Trash Wrestling For Garbage Humans!

3:43:50 OSW’s Chapter 2!

3:51:15 EPILOGUE!

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WrestleStock Open Confirmed Participants
Crystal Caldwell, Dane Preston, JC, Konrad Raab, Larry Tact, Rogan MacLean, Travis Pierce, Vespertine

Also Scheduled to Appear in the District Conquest
Chris Peacock, Craig Cogan, Ezra Wolf, and more!

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Thursday, July 14
WrestleStock Open Round 1 Kickoff Matches

Crystal Caldwell (Zion Wrestling)
vs
Vespertine (UGWC)

Dane Preston (New Frontier Wrestling)
vs
Travis Pierce (UGWC)

Featured Match
UGWC Chaos Championship
Sebastian Everett-Bryce
vs
Montague Cervantes

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Friday, July 15
WrestleStock Open Round 1 Kickoff Matches

JC (Free Agent)
vs
Rogan MacLean (UGWC)

Konrad Raab (UGWC)
vs
Larry Tact (Level Up Wrestling)

The District Conquest
Chris Peacock
vs
Craig Cogan
vs
Ezra Wade
vs
TBA

Featured Match
Vigilante Match
Dave Rydell
vs
Donovan Hastings

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Saturday, July 16

The WrestleStock Open Cup Semi-Finals
Participants to be determined

Featured Match
UGWC Cooperative Championship
Baltimore Elite
Ken Davison and Kyra Johnson
vs
The Dark Destroyer and Captain 80's w/ Err Bear

Featured Match
UGWC Cross Hemisphere Championship
Ragdoll
vs
Phrixus Deimos

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Sunday, July 17th

The 9th Annual Hall of Fame Ceremony

The WrestleStock Open Cup Final
Participants to be determined

Featured Match
UGWC World Championship
Lucy Wylde
vs
Tempest

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MAIN EVENT
PWV World Title
Serena Holmes vs Ash Kameron or Nathaniel Dixon

Unity Titles
London Pub Brawl
CCPE: SEB and Peter Vaughn vs Hide Yamazaki and Nathaniel Dixon or Ash Kameron vs El D and The Avenger

Disavowed Title
Battle of London Rules

Sloane Taylor vs JC Keeton vs Olly

#1 Contender for the PWV World Heavyweight Title
SPECIAL REFEREE TBD

James Raven vs Larry Tact
King/Queen for A Day
Shelly Diamond vs Dean Harper

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SAVANNAH KNIGHTLEY
vs -
THE CELT
vs -
ANGELICA VAUGHN

XAVIER LUX
vs -
"THE CASINO KID"
JUSTIN YORK

BARTHOLOMEW LICHTER
vs -
LIAM ROBERTS

JASON CASHE
vs -
CHARLIE NICKLES

XWF TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP
JENNY MYST©
vs -
BOBBY BOURBON

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Main Event
New World Championship
Electric Chair Match
Jane Doe vs Donnie Hopkins III

Jaka vs Legion

I Quit Match
Lissie Hope vs Chris Page

Ladder Match
CU:LT Double Homicide Championships
Three Ring Barney vs Craig Cogan and Charli Crawford

Johnny Bacchus vs Adrienne Beaufort

SNUFF Championship
Dumpster Fire Match
Holden Ross vs JD Driftwood

CU:LT Classic Championship
To Take place at The Chris Page Cannabis Cup Jul 24.

Noah Ortega vs Shogun Kaiser

Kennel From Hell Match
Vincent Black vs Jessie Lee

Serena Riot vs Justin York

Deathmatch
Azurine Vebbins vs Mickey Black vs Casey Caesar

Show Opener
Jason Cross vs Ace Sky

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DATE: 7-10-2022
VENUE: Roosevelt High School
LOCATION: St. Louis, MO

Singles Match
Kanaka Mauna vs Trent Long

Singles Match
Madison Lewis vs Zartan Robinson

Singles Match
Valerie Gonzalez vs Shooter Busey

Singles Match
Logan Barlowe vs Luke Clemmons

MAIN EVENT
Handicap Match
Erica Blayze vs Jock Ray & Daryl Powers